The Earth is mostly water and most lifeforms are invertebrates. Aliens would probably try to do diplomacy with octopuses instead.
Posadists almost have it right. :posad:
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I would space snitch on capitalism so hard
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Turns out the aliens have car brain, and just start paving over our whole planet to turn it into a giant parking structure.
Hitchhiker’s Guide already did that. The Earth was demolished to make way for a bypass.
Aliens are gonna fly right by the ocean and land in Utah
They’ll vaporize any Mormons who try to interrupt their conversation with Pando
Aktchually most lifeforms are bacteria and plants.
