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Liberals when communists joke about killing a Russian monarch :NOOOOO:

Liberals when they see a Russian child crossing the street :unsure:

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Yes… “joking”. That’s what I was doing…

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joke about killing a Russian monarch

Liberal detected.

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CW for unhinged westoid fantasies about violence and mass death

Every dead Russian solider brings joy to my life and I, using my wealth and control over the media, will fight to the last Ukrainian. If Ukraine loses 90% of it’s population I’m going to be on the sideline goading on the last 10% to suicide charge at the Russians hoping to at least get a few of em

Genuinely at a loss for words, these people are irredeemable.

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Real boom times for these sickos, dead slavs all around.

Rich slav, poor slav, anti west slav, pro west slav.

Still slav.

Still slav.

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22 points

:pavlichenko: Not a man, a fascist

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This has to be someone from here doing a bit, it’s too on the nose

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59 points

See this is why the CIA can’t do coups anymore because it’s filled with these dorks that think themselves as either the next Tom Clancy and Dave Chappelle but really they are just some guy putting in frequencies in some spreadsheet and getting paid to reddit really hard. Like who gives a fuck about Patton anymore what a gigantic loser lmao, what’s next is he gonna quote Kitchener on how to solve the middle east?

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there’s likely a connection between the limited pool of whitebread squares the CIA is able to hire and their inability to do good HUMINT anymore. thinking of that hilarious recruiting commercial where the CIA hire lists off how incredibly diverse she is

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44 points

CIA can’t even find enough people who can understand Chinese lol. With the rampant sinophobia on the rise, I imagine that shortage will increase even more

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They won’t hire people who have smoked weed. Well not directly. The CIA has ridiculous standards for hires that basically block out everyone.

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Hmmm How did the rest of the Patton’s quote go?

“We may have been fighting the wrong enemy (Germany) all along. But while we’re here (on the Soviet border), we should go after the bastards now, 'cause we’re gonna have to fight 'em eventually.“

I wonder why the neoliberal here didn’t mention the entire quote.

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As far as I’m concerned now there’s no discernible difference between neoliberalism and fascism outside of the aesthetics at this point. The USA is a fascist country cooked up in a neoliberal laboratory and the monster they made is going to kill them.

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one tiny note, Nazi privatisation was of assets seized during the Great Depression, not things that came under state ownership in ww1.

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If we were to try to compile an exhaustive list of people, animals and inanimate objects that George Patton referred to at one time or another as “the bastards”, we’d probably be here for days.

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46 points

Surprise surprise, the guy is a frequent r/neoliberal poster

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He also talks a lot about how he wrestles and his deadlift. Did we just find Senator Armstrong’s Reddit account?

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You know the deadlift and wrestles comment got me curious and holy shit is he the most reddit guy ever 255lbs bw and can’t bench over 200lbs and can only deadlift 355lbs and is like “yeah I mean this is the max I’ll ever be able to lift” what a guy, you know what I’ll take it back, this guy works some data entry job at an insurance company where everyone hates his ‘comedy’ and he takes it all out online.

Edit: I feel like I should put his lifting numbers into context like this, the reason he says “Patton would’ve attacked the commies” isn’t because he read some book on Patton or even watched the movie Patton, he saw the youtube clip of the opening speech to Patton and was like “Oh yeah I’m a Patton guy now, I’m Pattonpilled”

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His post history is such a rabbit hole.

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A push up is equivalent to benching 65 to 75% of your bodyweight depending on the range of motion and foot elevation. So 165 to 190lbs for this guy. He is barely strong enough to do one proper push up. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I wasn’t bragging about my fitness when I could barely do a push up.

He’s also weirdly self hating with that incel misandry. That this is the best he can do. Very self defeatist mindset. I bet with a proper diet and exercise program he could massively improve, so I don’t understand the self sabotage.

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12 points

UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

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