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Keep your fluffy murderballs inside the house. This means your cat and your deranged sex toys.

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Do not look directly at Fluffy Murderball

Do not taunt Fluffy Murderball

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had a semi-stray cat that could make a six foot vertical leap and catch a sparrow in it’s mouth. he would do this several times a day. these things are apex predators

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:mao-aggro-shining:

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I once watched my cat do that to some sparrows that were chilling on top of a six foot stone wall. Motherfucker ran all the way up it, then used the last of his momentum to dive down onto a bird, biting down on it’s neck in one swift motion before bringing it back down with him as he fell. I swear it looked more like a shark attack than any mammal hunting style. I love cats but holy shit they really are nature’s perfect killing machines. Little xenomorphs, one and all

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these things are apex predators

Gonna be that guy here. No, they aren’t. Not small cats, anyway.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_cat

Feral cats are prey of feral dogs, dingoes, coyotes, caracals[54] and birds of prey.[9]

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I’m a bird

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Be an owl and you can avenge your fellow avians against cats

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Doesn’t this just mean they have no natural predators? I’ve always heard that cats were considered apex.

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Coyotes get them all the time

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You don’t know what the term means then.

Nothing hunts feral cats.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_cat

Feral cats are prey of feral dogs, dingoes, coyotes, caracals[54] and birds of prey.[9]

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Damn, the Chapotista-PETA alliance really came to fruition

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I am el chapo, I speak for the birds, which you seem to go after like balls to a turd!

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Id love to see how much of the cats genociding birds is corporate propaganda

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Big Bird has its wings in many pies

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Many outside the beltway don’t know this, but Sesame Street is right next to K Street

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Tbh that makes some sense. “It wasn’t our poisoning of the atmosphere, it was your damn cat.”

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Love to see a thread even on Chapo go right towards “let’s not do anything about this problem, it’s globalist agit prop.”

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