You have to pick or the entire world gets blown up an asteroid
trump and soros, surely
all time goat boogiemen, and you’d break brains with any theory about why they were the two that were spared
I’d just pick two names out of a hat and then have them live together in a zoo playacting their old lives where people can gawk at it as a reminder of how completely insane the capitalist order really was
Elon Musk. We create a simulated environment for him, where he’s locked in a big house and has access to a fake internet, where we make up news and events for the benefit of witnessing his unhinged social media responses.
It can be like that Chapo bit where Trump is legally declared president-for-life, but only inside his casino.
Fuck… Uh… Let me think…
Trump, just so we can let him post somewhere for amusing antics (heavily regulated as to not spread brain worms though)
All the fucking billionaires go to a non fictional Squid Game like contest. The winner gets to work in retail and not die.
I’m very disappointed in Hexbear for not coming to this answer sooner :bern-disgust:
