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The tankies have won and they're executing all the billionaires. However, they're graciously letting the liberals (you) save 2 of them. Who do you choose?

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You have to pick or the entire world gets blown up an asteroid

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Musk and Trump, we keep them in a zoo till they die.

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MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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There’s no good billionaires obviously but if I had to…

Peter Jackson maybe? I haven’t heard any Hollywood sicko stuff about him and he made some fun ultragore movies in the 80s.

I was gonna say Rihanna maybe but beyond the obvious materialism worship it seems her brands rank as absolute dogshit on ethical and sustainability reports.

LeBron?

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one of them would have to be musk’s kid that disowned him

Death to America

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