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posting human pet guy is cheating at the dunk tank

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he has a history. in addition to being the Human Pet Guy, he believes dragons were real, believes the ancient romans all lived in tiny coliseums, apparently thinks people should start using swords again and that “modernized” swords in the hands of chemically augmented soldiers could be used to parry bullets, and has admitted to wanting to be pegged by :margaret-thatcher:

also he’s said that he wants to honorably duel kim jong un to decide the fate of the dprk but doesn’t think he should have to be able to point out korea on a map

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believes the ancient romans all lived in tiny coliseums

I love this.

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That has to be a bit account tho, that can’t be a real person lmao

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also he’s said that he wants to honorably duel kim jong un to decide the fate of the dprk but doesn’t think he should have to be able to point out korea on a map

Everyone knows the only form of dueling KJU would accept is 2v2 basketball with his personal champion, Dennis Rodman.

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These all sound hilarious. I am in

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Not knowing every single emote on this forum, I thought you meant he wanted to have sex with Elphaba the actual Wicked Witch of the West from Oz.

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he’s the most “some random guy” there ever was.

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Well this has been quite the rabbit hole

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Counter proposal: moving the British Museum to Mecca.

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Counter counter proposal: moving all the stolen artifacts to their original countries and moving the british museum into the bottom of the sea with rest of terf island

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Third worldist Indiana Jones

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A mission impossible style raid on the British museum made up of various groups who had their artifacts plundered by the British and returning them to their own countries would unironically be a fantastic movie idea

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Bonus: all Brits attending have to convert to Islam first :inshallah-script:

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Love the beginning of Black Panther 1 where the patron of a British museum says, of an artifact,

How do you think your ancestors got these? You think they paid a fair price? Or did they take it, like they took everything else?

and then they make him murderous and sociopathic for the rest of the movie

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There’s a very good article on Eruditorum Press that talks about this phenomenon in the context of the TV show Merlin:

As ever, in Merlin, the oppressed and persecuted are both depicted as baser and nastier than anyone else and held to a higher moral standard. They must shut up and put up, and wait forebearingly in hope for reform, or they become malignant. To resist is to become wicked, by definition. Look what happens to Morgana. She discovers that she has magical abilities; she comes to empathise with people victimised by Uther’s regime; she becomes disgusted by Uther’s cruelty; she is approached by people fighting back; she eventually goes over to their side. But, of course, the druids and sorcerers she meets are cynical and machiavellian and cruel… because revolutionaries always are. Morgause uses and manipulates Morgana. She allies herself with a vicious warlord. She slaughters the innocent. Morgana’s ethical awakening, her rejection of the system from which she has previously benefitted, and her identification with the oppressed, is specifically shown to stem from empathy and moral outrage at injustice… and yet, somehow, without any rhyme or reason, when she finally departs Camelot and openly goes over to the other side, she becomes a sadistic psychopath with no regard for the suffering of the innocent, acting from motives of thwarted ambition, petty jealousy and irrational vindictiveness. Her political awakening comes from compassion and simultaneously nullifies that compassion. It couldn’t be clearer: political outrage, no matter how well intentioned, instantly becomes dangerous the moment it steps beyond the boundaries of the state, of the mainstream, of the legal, of reformism, of consensus political normality.

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This is exactly why I stopped watching the show. Merlin souldve let arthur kill uther, he should have told morganna when she told him.

But some dragon says otherwise because prophecy oOOOOOooOooOOooo

The show couldve been so cool, instead it was lib.

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Thanks for introducing me to a very cool website.

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Holy shit what a good read lol.

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It seems this is a known guy but if it wasn’t I’d say that’s a really funny bit

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Museum Guide: And in this wing we have the city of Mecca and all two million of her people, encased in a clear resin.

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