you know how knee is only supposed to bend backwards?
okay mine is bending forwards
i am in complete and utter agony
Beverly Crusher will solve that in a sentence in the epilogue. It won’t be frustrating
It was weird that you were even there half the time. Shouldn’t you have been either serving Captain Sisko or being a Diplomat?
Ah, yes. That seems to be due to the fact that you are a Salt Vampire. Which is a very insensitive name for Starfleet to keep as an official classification of a sentient species. Salt is like, crazy common. I’m sure replicating rooms full of salt isn’t even a big deal, it’s fucking salt.
You may have mistaken me for an ordinary member of starfleet medical staff, as a hologram I am capable of accessing all passive scanners on the ship and my eyes are literally tricorders. Sorry to say, but you’re a salt vampire.
