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this looks like a real shitshow for evacuating in an emergency and sightlines

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and sightlines

Yeah I don’t think this will make it far if only because looking down the body of the plane you can only get a glance at 50% of the passengers.

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finally they are bringing back the smoking section

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The in-flight meal is a bean burrito, with a side of hummus and broccoli. All beverages are carbonated.

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each passenger coming down the gangway to board is handed a half-pound of wisconsin cheddar. you can request seitan by notifying the airline beforehand

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Someone is def gonna drop crumbs on the people below

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So it adds weight, makes it harder to board and deboard, and doesn’t allow the airlines to fit more passengers? Sounds like it’s sure to succeed.

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Can you imagine having to go up and down stairs to get out of your seat? Also a nightmare for ADA/Disability compliance

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I mean disabled passengers would always get the bottom seats I assume

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And not only that but if you’re up on the lifted seat you don’t actually get any more legroom because you’d kick the person below you in the head so they put a wall there.

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:panting: <------ good honest fart fetishists

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:kelly:

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I have non stop gas when ever i fly. Can’t wait to just be dumping farts right into the passenger behind below me

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