Let’s say that, despite the best intentions and efforts of all the parents involved, the kid that you’re rearing is a real drag. It’s really not a subjective thing at this point, this is just an awful baby.

Lean into the suffering until you develop a taste for it.

I think one of the most important tests of whether you’re ready to have kids is whether you already kinda know how to do that.

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contact your local libertarian party, they’ll be glad to take your kid off your hands

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Catapult + a little parachute on them = Wherever they land can raise them instead

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