Let’s say that, despite the best intentions and efforts of all the parents involved, the kid that you’re rearing is a real drag. It’s really not a subjective thing at this point, this is just an awful baby.

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That’s an interesting way to start a discussion about The Origin of the Family, Private Property and the State but I’ll allow it?

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Let it roam freely and find some wolves that will raise it for you.

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We ended up with Rome last time that happened. Parents, liberated. Neighboring city states, subjugated.

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Neighboring city states, subjugated.

it was a little bit more than just neighboring states

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Large cats and bears also work in a pinch.

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I am pro choice up to five years of age

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There would be a dearth of 3 year olds forever after. Gotta have the cutoff before 2.

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Throwing it off a cliff is legal as long as you don’t get caught

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I saw it on that spartan documentary 300 AD

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Expose them to the elements and let the gods decide their fate

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did you keep the receipt?

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