NOOOOOO please don’t be true

I was just thinking about how Zelda is the one Nintendo franchise that could actually make for a good animated movie and how bad of an idea it would be to let Illumination make it.

Literally fodder for a good live action film with actual sets and props and shit but nope we need some MCU style zelda slop :cryptocurrency:

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Well EXCUUUSE me, Princess

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Just watch the movie Legend by Ridley Scott as that’s what the original game took inspiration from.

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They just did Mario, so I’m not surprised they’re getting the contract for Zelda.

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yeah it’s not surprising but COME ON. Mario is a silly little game without much of a story so making a dumb movie for babies is whatever. Zelda should be handled by people who can actually tell a rich story with good characters.

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Give Zelda to the people who did the new Puss in Boots

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We could have had him but with elf ears glued on but nooooo you gotta do CGI.

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Zelda’s convoluted timeline was the OG multiverse. Your average slop enjoyer is going to love their annoying talking/quipping Link played by Ezra Miller. If it isn’t based off Windwaker I’m not watching it.

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Windwaker Link is the only one with a personality, and it’s the perfect one for an adventure film. That’s why the cowards won’t do it.

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Windwaker Ganondorf is also the only good one because he had an actual personality and wasn’t just twirling his mustache all game.

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Zelda’s gonna use a sword and seem like a mega girlboss in the trailer, but then you’ll watch the movie and she’ll immediately get fridged by Ganon and Link will have to save her anyway.

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They’ll only do it if the woke critics don’t like it like they’ve done with Mario. Was really weird seeing Crowder of all people defending a movie made for his neglected kids.

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