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I'm going to kidnap you and force you to dress as Mario and speak in an exaggerated Italian accent

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:xibe-check:

:mario:

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Gamer_time [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Oki Doki! Let’s-a go! Yahoo! Wa-ha! Yipee! It’s-a so nice!

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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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Kidnapping me implies that someone actually wants me around.*

Ya know what? Go for it.

(*joking)

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Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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No problem. I used to work at Olive Garden and they made all of BOH speak in a ridiculous Italian accent to make it more “authentic”

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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EYYYY, I GOT A FETTUCCINE ALFREDO HERE FOR TABLE SEVEN, COME ON! :AyyyyyOC-big:

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flan [they/them]@hexbear.net
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mama mia

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KarlJung [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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can i be fem mario

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