6 points

Well they cant fine them too much, those engines are so expensive to fix and get all the person goo cleaned out of.

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17 points

Piedmont Airlines can appeal the decision

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Literally less money then they would’ve had to pay her in salary between then and now

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28 points

this is a contender for the 2023 corporate euphemism awards holy shit

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18 points

What a bargain too: $15000 folks

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12 points

Feed the CEO to the engine.

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9 points

you gotta eat big to get big

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18 points

“Ingested”

Airplanes eat people now?

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