28 points
this is a contender for the 2023 corporate euphemism awards holy shit
18 points
“Ingested”
Airplanes eat people now?
20 points
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24 points
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That’s a single round trip 747 flight worth of profits, per airlines’ own (conservative) profit estimates.
Edit: wondering if they lost more from the plane being grounded for repairs than the fine. Probably? Damn. Bleak.
3 points
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14 points
Oh.
Well, ruminating on the horrible death aside, the fine is ridiculously small.
