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What if they decided to not tell anyone cause they thought stretching it out would make for good television.

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I honestly believe that’s what happened it’s what news corporations really bank off of

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I’m imagining a live video feed of the imploded sub at the ocean floor with a 96 hr audio feed of the various media outlets counting down to their deaths.

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Wow. Pretending they were still alive this whole time was a lot crueler than any crab meme shared on hexbear

What I’m saying is we need to up our game next time

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Idk if it’s even possible to out do the US military in terms of pointless cruelty.

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Someone said “you know we haven’t had one of those really good ‘people are trapped’ international news events in a while, let’s play this one out”

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Do you think there was like 2 seconds where a tiny leak started, and they looked at it and said “that’s not good” before being smashed into a singularity?

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James Cameron said in an interview like yesterday or something, that they probably heard the hull groaning or whatever word he used. Er er er er er eerererrrerr that kind of shit.

And then it took literally 1 millisecond to incinerate everyone inside the cabin and pack them into a dense wad of ash that then exploded less than a millisecond later

Yes apparently they were all incinerated in a flash hotter than the surface of the sun, because they were riding essentially an enormous cavitation bubble

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wait what, how does that work? like theyre underwater but its hotter than the sun?? Username relevant to my inability to understand this btw

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Oxygen is flammable, compression can ignite it due to the heat generated sort of like how a diesel engine combusts by super high compression rather than a spark plug. Air molecules got super-compressed and flash ignited.

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Yeah this video shows near-vacuum bubbles collapsing and striking a beer bottle. Note that the glass doesn’t break because of a shockwave traveling through the the glass - it breaks because of the tiny bubble collapsing and causing a little bit of water to slam into the glass.

The bubbles are just above 0 atmospheres, while the surrounding liquid is basically just at standard earth air pressure at sea level, around 1 atmosphere. So the difference in pressure here is 1 atmosphere.

The titanic wreck is sitting under 375 atmospheres of pressure and the cabin was at 1.

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Know how in a diesel cylinder, the fuel ignites just because of pressure, with no spark plug needed?

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Unlikely they heard any noises from the hull, as it was carbon fiber and not steel or something else that would bend.

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The ceo probably saw the leak as an opportunity to disrupt the marketplace of life, and said give me another 250k or we go deeper, and the other rich people couldn’t disrupt the market enough to convince him otherwise

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At they pressure they were at, any tiny leak would have been like a water jet cutter.

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WTF is an implosion sound? Write out the sound you detected like a comic book sound effect bubble you cowards! Was it a KAKLONK sound or more of a SQUEEEEESH?

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Thank you. That puts my heart at ease.

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Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

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The captain making the peter griffin hurt his leg sound

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drumpf

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That was dark. I went into it a bit

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That’s really freakin cool

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The bottom panel makes a strong case for “KRUMP” “THLOOSH”

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it was a Wilhelm scream followed by a bloop

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fwompthp

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Like a kkkTUNK like the sound made when you fire one of those t-shirt guns

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There is a type of crab that snips so fast that creates tiny implosions. Id look for it but i dont do youtube.

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You may be thinking of a snapping shrimp? Those mfers are loud.

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You are correct. It is a shrimp. Now i feel like an idiot.

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Mantis shrimp make cavitation bubbles by springing their arms forward so quickly it has the same force as a .22 caliber gun and create underwater shockwaves that can kill prey even if they don’t make physical contact with it.

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there are also pistol shrimp that are totally different but also shoot little cavitation bubbles

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