Rule 2: no politics
Rule g5: No Politics
Rule F12: NO POLITICS
RULE 69: NO POLITICS
anyway, shit dudes, have I got some stories about The Illegal Criminal Workers!
Jesus fucking christ. Irredeemable monsters.
The contractor whinging about how outraged he is is great. I’ve met, like… fucking… maybe two contractors in my whole life who weren’t absolutely shamelessly crooked bastards, and one of those guys must have been a space alien because he had basically nothing in common with any other contractor I’ve worked for.
You take fruit from tree, I get roof for free
Eat a giant bag of dicks.
plot twist: this asshole never picks his fruit and last year’s crop rotted on the tree