I’m an alcoholic that will drink stuff that’s barely better than rubbing alcohol and Sunny D Vodka still sounds fucking disgusting. You have any idea how much it takes for me to not want alcohol? Seriously I could be ready to relapse right now, and I still wouldn’t take one of those things for free. No I haven’t tried one and I don’t plan on it. Fucking Vodka in Sunny D? That’s barely even high school shit, that’s a middle schooler’s idea of a cocktail, it sounds like something Rusty Venture would drink
Am I just being old, or am I right for thinking this is objectively fucking disgusting?
What if sugary kids’ drink…but for freaking grown ups? Erm, that sounds fucking yummers.
It’s that or the purple stuff.
If folks are making alcoholic beverages marketed exclusively to children, I want Capri Sun to start selling little pouches of wine.
I fucking hate this stupid trend of everything being a vodka seltzer. No, I don’t want to spend $18 for 4 shitty 4%abv seltzers. I can literally buy an actual bottle of vodka and real orange juice for less.
I think I would prefer a Moco Cooler to a Sunny D Vodka Seltzer
And I say that as someone who once voluntarily mixed Hawaiian Punch with Everclear and drank it
Fr. Sunny D is like the absolute worst childrens drink. I’ll still have some Hawaiian punch from the kids stash, but Sunny D? I don’t even know if I’d buy that shit for my children. IDK maybe it’s because I got really into reading baudrillard before I burnt out, but Sunny D and Yoo-hoo are both deeply creepy to me
