I’m an alcoholic that will drink stuff that’s barely better than rubbing alcohol and Sunny D Vodka still sounds fucking disgusting. You have any idea how much it takes for me to not want alcohol? Seriously I could be ready to relapse right now, and I still wouldn’t take one of those things for free. No I haven’t tried one and I don’t plan on it. Fucking Vodka in Sunny D? That’s barely even high school shit, that’s a middle schooler’s idea of a cocktail, it sounds like something Rusty Venture would drink
Am I just being old, or am I right for thinking this is objectively fucking disgusting?
In this house we do not respect Sunny D.
Or any other brand that we can whip up at home with sugar and water and cornstarch and essential oil and food coloring and 5% actual juice.
They decided they wanted to recreate/reconstitute orange juice, by flavoring sugar water and making it cloudy… and then they sell it for $3.50 a gallon, because apparently the American intestine can metabolize the marketing that it is made of.
best part is it has to be low calorie too so they used only artificial sweeteners. Even if you want that throwback to age 16 its ass because it’s 90% sucralose
At this point I can’t tell if being an emotional child at (just short of) 30 is something years of passive aggressive OpEds about younger millennials foisted upon me or if it just came naturally. Nothing ever fucking changes around here, me included. I was an absolute mark for ever having faith in any of this shit
Sunny D or borderline undrinkable as it is
I fucking hate this stupid trend of everything being a vodka seltzer. No, I don’t want to spend $18 for 4 shitty 4%abv seltzers. I can literally buy an actual bottle of vodka and real orange juice for less.
