What could it be???
please be funny
I will bet $20 that he ate the muffin paper
18 points
Not joking around but we all did that a time or two as kids right?
Like its food grade edible and still had a lot of good muffin bits on it
34 points
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My guess is a diversion to get reporters to focus on something enticingly weird and mysterious but innocuously named and ultimately fictitious, instead of real scandals. 50/50 chance they make up something they think will sound folksy and endearing but it comes across a clear lie.
That or it’s something like DeSantis throwing a tantrum and crying/physically assaulting a staffer because someone brought him the wrong flavor of muffin or some shit.
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23 points
MMM HUNGWY
