What could it be???
His favorite childhood bedtime story was also “Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie”
he got one of those giant 1200 calorie muffins with choc chips and took it into the shitter to eat on the toilet during his morning grumpy dumpy.
he came out with crumbs and melted choc all over his face and hands, licking his fingers, clearly without having washed his hands.
8 points
He ducked a muffin.
An American Pie-esque incident, but with a blueberry muffin
He eats muffins top first
11 points
