i am become drunk, driver of car.

God gives his toughest commutes to his drunkest drivers.

Big E-Bike keeps winning

Drunk driving is Wisconsin’s favorite pastime

Bostonians think they have a drinking culture, but when I tell them that where I grew up had about seven different places that served liquor within five blocks, they start to pipe down

In Wisconsin, people almost never use the word “alcoholic”. It’s is essentially only rolled out after the person dies of alcoholism, or at least becomes homeless. Otherwise it’s just a person who likes to drink.

They’ll literally just be like “Yeah that guy pretty much drives drunk every day” or “oh yeah my son has to have a beer when he wakes up or he feels sick” like DUDE they’re spiraling alcoholics! What the fuck!!