In Wisconsin the first DUI is free.

Only things i know of from Wisconsin are booze, butterburgers and gangsters, so this checks out.

I think that stats up there are 1 out of 5 drivers has a DUI, with an average BAC of 0.12 (which is canonically Jim Lahey’s preferred ‘right in the slot’ BAC)

In Wisconsin, people almost never use the word “alcoholic”. It’s is essentially only rolled out after the person dies of alcoholism, or at least becomes homeless. Otherwise it’s just a person who likes to drink.

They’ll literally just be like “Yeah that guy pretty much drives drunk every day” or “oh yeah my son has to have a beer when he wakes up or he feels sick” like DUDE they’re spiraling alcoholics! What the fuck!!