It’s incredibly cool to be prepared to help people out and then feel proud of it.

Broke: Fumbling in the dark.

Woke: Using a high powered flashlight.

Bespoke: Carrying an 18th Century candelabra and waving it around while reciting foreboding poetry.

How come there aren’t any emergency flood lights?

Syndrome but he causes power outages to become a hero with flashlight

Honestly? Let people have their hobbies if they aren’t hurting anyone.