Guess why
Check out this dope ass pole.
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spoiler
Guess why
Saturn Santa has a thing for tesselating polygons.
Uh, actually it’s a cube, sheeple.
Guess why
The hexagon is the most revolutionary shape, and the North Pole of Saturn is where Comrade Claus is rebuilding the Soviet Union with his factory full of class-conscious proletarian elves
It’s where Liberal Mountain, Saturn is located.