Please make contact with China and NOT america.

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would be a big prank to have to learn Mandarin to speak to Aliens

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22 points

The trisolarairians are in contact with the CPC

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9 points

Three Body Problem is so peak. The scale feels so immense even though the story takes place between 3 star systems. Peak Cosmic Horror imo.

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5 points

2/3 bodies it’s okay

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The Dyson sphere thing is probably just some weird fucking cloud in the way that’s acting as a magnifying glass or some kind of interference

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25 points

Artificial sun

:pain: please stop

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21 points

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Communist aliens on hexbear are legally required to tell us you exist

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Imagine the poor guy who has to explain this website to his alien group of scientists.

“Sir, these earthlings get their laughs by calling for others to read this thing called “theory”, yet they never seem to get around to reading it themselves. They also get their laughs by spamming this picture of a pink earthling that defecated on its enlarged gonads.”

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