Fusion powered planetary defense craft of the PLA (Space Command) will be all that stands in the way of an invasion of Von Neuman machines from the nearby Dyson Swarm system.
The Ancient Aliens team is behind Western Media. It explains the regularly built-in racism, at least.
Communist aliens on hexbear are legally required to tell us you exist
Imagine the poor guy who has to explain this website to his alien group of scientists.
“Sir, these earthlings get their laughs by calling for others to read this thing called “theory”, yet they never seem to get around to reading it themselves. They also get their laughs by spamming this picture of a pink earthling that defecated on its enlarged gonads.”
I have discharge too maybe some Chinese Scientists investigate me