Joe Biden ends re-election campaign

Never been more Joever.

this is without a doubt the most joever it has ever been and, god willing, ever will be

Yes, it can’t be more Joever until he croaks. Which is hopefully caught on camera.

The final Joevering still awaits us.

opens isitjoever.com scale

Wait…

taps the scale, the arrow bounces around and stops around 100%

It cannot be…

shakes the scale and places it onto the table, the arrow moves to 100%

Is it… joever?

If we had to bet money I’d say Biden 2025

FUCKING LIBERALS GAHH

“If only he could have made that decision sooner.” You fucking assholes have been saying that his obvious brain damage is a fucking stutter for five fucking years! Shut the fuck up!

2020: umm pointing out Biden’s mental decline is ableist sweetie.

2024: wow Biden is fucked up, how come he didn’t come forward sooner???

Liberals are always retroactively correct

Not left, not right, forward.

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

“It is never time to learn any lessons from our failures of long term planning.”

We need a president who’s boring in a good way, like Obama. His worst scandal was wearing a tan suit hehe

memoryholing the Snowden leaks

The tan suit thing was pretty ridiculous tbf

https://youtu.be/WrTf6CaTTc0?si=lJBlXgUqPkt8LU9S

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

That was then. This is now.

people need to understand Biden exists in the context of all in which he lives and what came before him, you think he just fell out of a coconut tree?

every… fucking… time

This is how Bernie Sanders can still win.

Sorry Kamala. We already have a president chosen

Who has the Rolodex? I need Juan Guiado’s number.

WRONG, it’s HER turn

Have you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?

no more half measures walter

You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade

We need more post material

Week where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio

They won’t catch you after all that training.

keep up the good work comrade

Ya need to gump it up. Feel like running?

Can you get a treadmill maybe?

Your legs hurting is the sensation of empire crumbling

they get used to it. don’t listen to their whining.

Got those Flex Mentallo calves.

“Hero Of The Beach” more like “Hero of Hexbear”

Gonna be real, I’ve not read it. Or much of Grant Morrison’s work outside of Animal Man.

I eagerly anticipate the day you run a marathon. It’ll be a 10000 comment thread before the day is out.

Finally a real educated respectable politician unlike drumpf who is a very rude guy.

She never sleeps, the Hilldawg. She says that she will never die. She whips and nay-nays in shadow and in light and she is a great favorite. She never sleeps. She is dancing, dancing. She says that she will never die.

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