23 points

who would have guessed that getting into an mri machine for an hour is “just like getting an mri”.

A normal mri machine also doesn’t give off harmful radiation. An mri uses radio waves and a strong magnetic field, which are harmless. And so does this. because it’s an mri machine.

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Oh so we’re at the stage where we have the medical beds from Elysium?

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19 points

No. We’re at the stage where we charge $10k for a marginally better version of an MRI to dipshit failkids who are terrified of aging.

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15 points

Only $10k??? Holy hell that’s the same cost as an ambulance!

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I mean MRIs are already pretty close but like woops they’re expensive sorry poors

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17 points

healthcare pls

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Put the rich in a human sized microwave in Cook! Serve! Delicious!

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14 points

It was like getting an MRI scan for an hour with no radiation

MRIs don’t use radiation

Google “Prenuvo”

It’s just an MRI

Anyway, death to Kim Kardashian and death to amerikkka.

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