17 points

healthcare pls

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6 points

She mistook it for her hobbit hole.

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6 points

Watch out or Aquaman will get you.

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8 points

Hold on one second, hold on one second…

Bitch, why is you not a hobbit again?

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14 points

It was like getting an MRI scan for an hour with no radiation

MRIs don’t use radiation

Google “Prenuvo”

It’s just an MRI

Anyway, death to Kim Kardashian and death to amerikkka.

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Oh so we’re at the stage where we have the medical beds from Elysium?

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19 points

No. We’re at the stage where we charge $10k for a marginally better version of an MRI to dipshit failkids who are terrified of aging.

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Only $10k??? Holy hell that’s the same cost as an ambulance!

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I mean MRIs are already pretty close but like woops they’re expensive sorry poors

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