Finish 14 hr shift, drink half a bottle of cheap brandy, do a bunch of writing instead of sleeping. Only sleep 5 hours then off for another shift.

This is great and healthy, I’m sure

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Just make sure that if you eat it’s only sparse and junk food

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Also REM sleep is to be avoided at all costs. If you must nap make sure it’s for less than an hour at a time

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Deffo sleep a big no no. Best practice is to wake up at 3 or 4 AM then go over all those conversations with your ex and fix them

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4 points

True. If it’s not deep fried, I don’t want it

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2 points

You ain’t punk rock if you ain’t fucked up

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There is truly no job out there that doesnt promote suicide

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Very true. The worst part is that This is one of the best jobs I’ve ever had. But 14 hour shifts and spending so much time away from sweethearts still grind on me

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15 points

Have you considered taking up chainsmoking?

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don’t actually, it’s a bad idea

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at least you got 5 hours of sleep

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Better than nothin

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That um… I’m not going to say I don’t do this sort of thing, but I would not recommend

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