Finish 14 hr shift, drink half a bottle of cheap brandy, do a bunch of writing instead of sleeping. Only sleep 5 hours then off for another shift.
This is great and healthy, I’m sure
Just make sure that if you eat it’s only sparse and junk food
Also REM sleep is to be avoided at all costs. If you must nap make sure it’s for less than an hour at a time
There is truly no job out there that doesnt promote suicide
Have you considered taking up chainsmoking?
spoiler
don’t actually, it’s a bad idea
at least you got 5 hours of sleep
That um… I’m not going to say I don’t do this sort of thing, but I would not recommend