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It's Sonic but he's talking to a young coom brained G*mer about the joys of gooning.

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Sure sex is great, but you haven’t lived until you’ve tugged your little chili dog red raw for 14 hours straight!

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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But Sonic no women will fuck me because of feminism

That’s what water based lube and your hand is for kiddo!

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BigNerd [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Facts

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Tomboymoder [she/her, pup/pup's]@hexbear.net
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Sonic would not say this

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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Another poster disagrees.

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Default_Defect@midwest.social
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Wow, those emojis are reasonably sized on your site (most of them being huge for me doesn’t bother me)

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CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Are you telling me the

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Tomboymoder [she/her, pup/pup's]@hexbear.net
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I am Hexbear’s resident Sonic expert tho

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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Gotta go fast! Then slow, then fast, then sloow. Slooowww

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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Amen to that Sonic.

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