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It's Sonic but he's talking to a young coom brained G*mer about the joys of gooning.

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Sure sex is great, but you haven’t lived until you’ve tugged your little chili dog red raw for 14 hours straight!

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orshelack [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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(To the tune of This https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LVnrV0k3aCo )

Sonic Coom, Sonic Coom, Sonic Coom!

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HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Dating? That’s nooo gooooood

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GeorgeZBush [he/him]@hexbear.net
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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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Amen to that Sonic.

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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Gotta go fast! Then slow, then fast, then sloow. Slooowww

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BigNerd [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Facts

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