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Well well Mr. Bond, now that you’re all tied up here let me explain my ridiculously convoluted plan to kill you, beset with multiple failure points. Well I better get on my way and not see it to its conclusion. Bond proceeds to untie himself.

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Wait is this not satire

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Sometimes it’s smarter just to not say anything, y’know?

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The “I wouldn’t wish Covid on my worst enemies” libs are one thing. Stupid, embarrassing, but it is an understandable position which is heavily baked into the zeitgeist. The “I hope he doesn’t die because he’s going to jail” libs on the other hand are fucking dangerously oblivious to the reality of the world we live in. They’d sacrifice the certain demise of their worst enemy for a hypothetical resolution with no historical precedent.

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I’m terrified of these well meaning, earnest fucking losers

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kinda susp to be so chummy with white supremacists imo :curious-marx:

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