I switch which scenario I believe in every hour
Schrödinger’s cheeto
I’m holding out hope for the centrist path.
I’m holding out hope that he’s permanently hobbled and can never speak above a whisper again.
Wait I’ve seen this one before… Doesn’t it end with a bunch of horses coming to Gandalfs aid or something?
I mean, if he has to whisper or risk puking himself, I think I’m ok with that. not like any of the other options are any better to begin with and the greater part of his ability to influence the new fascist movement will have been taken away from him.
I accept this bargain.
It’s all an elaborate cover-up for a facelift and scrotal rejuvenation surgery.