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So either trump is fine due to having access to some of the best treatment available or he's going against his doctors wishes and is going to kill himself

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I switch which scenario I believe in every hour

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QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Impatiently awaiting for the wave function to collapse

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the_river_cass [she/her]@hexbear.net
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I’m holding out hope for the centrist path.

I’m holding out hope that he’s permanently hobbled and can never speak above a whisper again.

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Not_irony [he/him]@hexbear.net
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monkey paw closes one finger. he gets a second and third term

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the_river_cass [she/her]@hexbear.net
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I mean, if he has to whisper or risk puking himself, I think I’m ok with that. not like any of the other options are any better to begin with and the greater part of his ability to influence the new fascist movement will have been taken away from him.

I accept this bargain.

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Due to his inability to speak, he now governs solely through Twitter. There will be Supreme Court decisions interpreting his tweets and turning them into case law.

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Wait I’ve seen this one before… Doesn’t it end with a bunch of horses coming to Gandalfs aid or something?

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Schrödinger’s cheeto

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adrenochrome?! 😳 😳

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looking 40 years younger and fit

That is what Garrison has been doing all along. Warning us.

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