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The smol bean heckin democracy puppers need autonomous death robots to protect themselves from scary authoritarians 🥰 Also, bad wars is unacceptable, you need to to make sure we get good wars!

On one hand, unimaginable destruction of human life, on the other, lower taxes. I’m torn 🤔

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I love war profiteering, actually. If you think about it, making money off of war (unfathomable human suffering) is the only moral way to profit.

The truth is simple and undeniable: it’s your fault this war is happening. Not only is it your fault it’s happening, it’s your fault we’re losing! I’m just making the autonomous death robots because you voted WROOOOONG, good luck next time, chump!

Also, I love killing people. It helps me sleep at night.

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very interesting now please face the wall and think about rabbits

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Building an autonomous tunneling robot so the

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I don’t even try to make money off weapons production, that would take away valuable resources from our brave defenders of democracy. Instead I donate directly to Raytheon and Boeing, get a tax refund from that and then donate the tax refund to Palantir

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its called Effective Altruism

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What kind of bio is “making the world a different place”?

Like people tend to want to make it better no? Scorching it with nuclear hellfire is different. I can make the world a better place by shooting him in the head

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But also, throwing shit tons of money at the military industrial complex is the exact opposite of different. That’s about as status quo as it gets in DC.

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Half the parts, half the production cost, and 95% less production tools means…

“…that when we continue to charge $1,000,000 for each one, our profit margins will be way higher!”

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Means that a chump with hots for melania can lob it into whitehouse on a cheap.

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So the Oculus guy became a Virtual Reality obsessed Ted Faro clone? Wow. He sounds like a science fiction villain. Someone needs to do something about all these death professors.

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The good tech guys are weirdos like The Woz who have no idea how to do business and no interest in interacting with the public, so you never hear about them.

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There’s also a trend of these guys just giving up on PR and directly coming out and saying the quiet part as loud as they’y can. I think they’re all just following in Musk’s footsteps and he’s beginning to feel the brain rot from the hairplugs

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