BigDaddyKaner 7 points 2 hours ago +8 / -1 (edited)

Really? Because my wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy 300 Win Mags and M4 training courses. We won’t let them take our straight white male neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our inalienable rights before it’s too late. It sucks that I wake up yelling every day now because this is clown world. I wasn’t meant to be a soldier I was a coal maker. I made fucking coal. But now I’m a soldier thrown into some Stalin remake god it’s awful.

Haha Yeah you tell em… “Coal maker!”

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Posting TD screenshots here is a potential content mine tbh

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Honestly its almost too easy

JoePCool14 22 points 2 hours ago +22 / -0

I might be looking too deeply into this… but I feel like some divine force is making these animals do these things. You got this incident, the bald eagle taking out the government drone, flies landing on communist politicians, there’s been other animal attacks like this on the communist media…

Thanks JoePCool14!

This is in reference to a raccoon attacking a CNN reporter on the white house lawn https://twitter.com/AlisynCamerota/status/1313823194709622786?s=20

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No mention of the emu attacking Bolsanaro

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Or the bird landing on Fidel’s shoulder during his first post-revolution speech, OR the Bernie bird.

Do better TD.

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The emu thing was really funny because everyone was aware that there were emus near the presidential house but no one thought a president would attempt to mess with them as they are emus

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Incredible

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Dr Doolittle for president

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Collier maybe? Someone who makes charcoal from wood?

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Wouldn’t any actual collier just fucking say collier?

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Yeah I guess idk I’m not super familiar with the profession in the context of modern times

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Isn’t “coal maker” one of their euphemisms for a biracial sexual relationship? So she’s basically cheating on a skinny, pasty white pencil-dick chump with a burly, succulent and satisfying black man?

Or is he cheating on her with a black man? I’m so confused. I don’t speak chud natively.

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I believe they call the women coal burners.

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What even is the point of using the NPC wojak in that? The point was NPCs just regurgitate stuff without thinking. That’s not happening in this meme. There’s no reason for that to be NPC wojak. Can’t even meme right.

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Have you ever been on right-wing message boards and tried to throw them some absolute fire troll satire sauce, only to discover the stark reality that they all enthusiastically buy into it?

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