I’m looking for specific and non obvious answers. Give me something visceral, rid the world of a figure or nation you hate. Preserve a culture you adore. It doesn’t have to make sense either, you are basically god here.
What I mean is don’t just say you’d get rid of imperialism or colonialism bc no shit
Personally I would make it so that the Americas are never discovered by the old world and every “would be” conquistador (especially cortez and pizarro) explodes.
Like 1000-ish years before Columbus, I’d give the native Americans all the Eurasian/African domestic animals and knowledge of metallurgy. When sustained contact happens, it will be on a more equal footing, stopping European colonialism before it can really start.
I’d give the native Americans all the Eurasian/African domestic animals
If we had that happen… then we shall confirm this:
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If they don’t die in a droves due to transported Old World disease, due to previous exposure to animals and to an extent, the Old World, they will make their bones as a majority-indigenous continent akin to the former, and at worst, end up more like the historically western-imperialized people of Asia and Africa that later fights back in large numbers rather than the near-genocided condition they are in, today, that make them a minority in most of the Americas.
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If despite the previous disease exposure and skills given, they die in similar amounts during the European conquest, we can more certainly conclude it was European imperialists and settlers, such as by their hunger-causing scorched earth tactics, and forced labor plantation overwork, whose policies more purposely seeked to eliminate them in the early 1500s-1600s, and indirectly caused the conditions for viruses and bacteria to kill them
Personally, as much as I want it to be the former, I feel its the latter…
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If they don’t die in a droves, supposedly due to transported disease from the Old World, they will make their bones as a majority-indigenous continent akin to the former, and at worst, end up more like the western-imperialized people of Asia and Africa that later fights back rather than the near-genocided state they are known as, today…
That’s why I’d do it about 1000 years before, to give the American population time to bounce back.
If despite the previous disease exposure and skills given, they die in similar amounts during the European conquest, we can more certainly conclude it was European imperialists and settlers, such as by their scorched earth tactics, and forced labor plantations, whose policies more purposely seeked to eliminate them in the early 1500s-1600s
I figure if they have iron or steel weapons, along with cavalry and other various animals to serve as beasts of burden and food sources, they’d be able to defend themselves from the Europeans pretty adequately no matter what.
That’s why I’d do it about 1000 years before, to give the American population time to bounce back.
If we’re dreaming let’s give all the Native Americans vaccines and more diverse immune system genes. Or maybe teach the Europeans germ theory and basic hygiene before 1492.
That’s why I’d do it about 1000 years before, to give the American population time to bounce back.
I don’t argue against that, I kinda agree with yer point; with such exposure, they should be able to be like Asia, Africa, and Europe, in that their populations are majority native to the region and acclimated to global zoonotic and human-spread diseases.
I figure if they have iron or steel weapons, along with cavalry and other various animals to serve as beasts of burden and food sources, they’d be able to defend themselves from the Europeans pretty adequately no matter what.
Good!
I was thinking more along the lines of two giant walls splitting the pacific and atlantic down the middle. The walls reach the stratosphere and if european touches them they explode.
Your solution is good too but my goal is to see how they would develop in isolation. Its also worth mentioning that the new worlders had a severe disadvantage not just in knowledge but in resources. They did not have large pack animals so much of their labor power was tied up in manual tasks. They also had significantly less time to domesticate their plants making them more nutrient rich. Peas were already domesticated by the time they had even began farming iirc. Although the Inca’s and pre Incan societies were very proficient at selective plant breeding. So while a thousand years of metallurgy would help I’m not sure it would be enough
I mean, I don’t want to take your joke too seriously or anything, but that’s kind of anti-Marxist…
I’d ensure Spartacus’s slave revolt succeeded, resulting in Rome falling to a grand slave revolt, smothering in the cradle the pro-debtor/creditor government and empire. Probably just delay it emerging later down the line but who knows. But best part is this stops a lot of follow-on bad happenings such as Christianity being proclaimed the official religion of Rome, certain unifications don’t occur under wartime conditions against Rome. Maybe they even implement a kind of early universal suffrage and it ends up failing but it means that 17th century enlightenment thinkers have more to chew on which means they and the French revolution see certain flaws in liberal thinking and advocate a more radical course of action leading to the US founding fathers being a bunch of, republican, class traitors and hardcore abolitionists which leads to a crumbling of the capitalist world order over time that means the German revolution succeeds and European capital is murdered off in a bloody series of revolutions ending by the year 1980. While simultaneously anti-colonial sentiment creates uprisings across the globe that further weaken capital. Thus global communism by 2040.
(Yes I know there are problems with this but let me dream)
Give Hannibal Barca a bunch of assault rifles and molotovs. Fuck Rome. I want to see a Carthaginian win to the Second Punic war
Just give him the support of his own country’s oligarchs and some siege equipment. He wouldn’t have had to sit in Capua for more than a decade.
Stampy the Elephant, the last surviving Alps-marcher
“Don’t just say you’d get rid of imperialism or colonialism”
Proceeds to get rid of at least half of colonialism
At the advent of agriculture and the transition away from pastoralism and nomadism, I wish that all tribes had enforced a collectivist mentality regarding possessions instead of allowing chains of inequality that have lashed out for millennia.
I think inequality is one of those things that is really difficult to erase once it has already been normalized. It allows for accumulation of power, and then uses that power to fight against the fragmented opposition to itself. I think there would have been so much less suffering if that issue had been nipped in the bud back at the start of “civilization.”
I highly recommend The Dawn of Everything by David Graeber and David Wengrow. It presents a new anthropological survey of humanity starting at the question “What is the origin of inequality.”
I think I hold the same position as Graeber, I was just keeping it simple.
For example that’s partially why I said “all” tribes. I agree that it didn’t happen linearly, and agriculture wasn’t adopted by all groups at the same time. As Marx pointed out late in his life, many tribes had instead adopted a proto-communism that didn’t derive from a local implosion of the capitalist order. However the exploitative form of material relations has nonetheless become dominant over the course of millennia. It is obsessed with subjugation and highly normalized. Therefore I think preventing its instances of origination would have led to the development of very different civilizations.
