Which is why you need to keep your Hippo INDOORS
2 points
What a bunch of lazy assholes. They could just as easily walk up on land and poop there. Do they like to stew in their own feces?
1 point
28 points
Do these guys ever cease to be assholes?
7 points
I think they serve an important ecological function of pushing down marsh grass to better the flow of water. Or something like that.
6 points
7 points
Me exiting the Taco Bell bathroom: “Notice me senpai!”
8 points
Truly the most dangerous species on earth! 🌎