28 points
Do these guys ever cease to be assholes?
7 points
I think they serve an important ecological function of pushing down marsh grass to better the flow of water. Or something like that.
6 points
7 points
Me exiting the Taco Bell bathroom: “Notice me senpai!”
8 points
Truly the most dangerous species on earth! 🌎
3 points
For a second I thought that 9 ton amount was for a single hippo and was shocked.
Wait, that’s just 2.25 kg of dung per hippo. That sounds like way too little. I’m pretty sure a human being could produce 2.25 kg of dung in a day with the right team spirit and some elbow grease, but you’re telling me these dainty, bashful cowards can’t do better despite weighing so much more? Pathetic.
5 points
