I think seeing the trump supporters wave nazi flags made him do a double take.

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JERRY! I LET A THOUSAND FLOWERS BLOOM JERRY!

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i always have to squint when trying to post mao so I don’t accidentally costanza

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this story was pushed because Jerry hired a public relations specialist. he’s seen his numbers and is trying to repair his image

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Has he tried not being an unfunny out of touch pedophile that vocally supports an ongoing genocide?

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no

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Those are his non-negotiables.

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He’s clearly trying to reconnect with younger audiences. Maybe he could demonstrate how hip he is by dating someone younger? Maybe a 17 year-old? Just spit-balling here.

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He’s gonna do a “William H Gates” thing and rebrand as “Jerome A Seinfeld” isn’t he?

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Cool, now he can work on a stand up routine that isn’t recycling mediocre bits that were last biting and timely during the Nixon administration.

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Puts on Gilbert Gottfried’s Seinfeld voice

They say the extreme left is ruining comedy. Who is it saying that? Who are these people?!

I keep turning left eventually I’m just going straight again. Who is it turning extremely left? Who are these people?!

Same thing happened when I turn right. I turn right a few times and now I’m turning left. Who can follow these kinds of directions? Who are these people?!

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