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Five years ago yesterday, Tommy needed drinky(hexbear.net)

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casskaydee [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Computer, give me the most Reddit-coded sentence

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Riffraffintheroom [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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My clockwork orange conditioning would be a reading of this over footage of violence.

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peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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wow… this was pretty incredible

was this manual work or did you have some bazinga machine do some on the top 5 comments per year for 10 years?

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casskaydee [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Excellent point, thank you PUSSY_SMASHER_69

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DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Everyone make sure to read this with the Reddit theme song in another tab.

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HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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REgon [they/them]@hexbear.net
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You need to thanks for gold too, otherwise awful (approving)

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Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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Poetic (derogatory)

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determinism2 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Ummm, le epic france is bacon narwhals derps at midnight?

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gon [he]@lemm.ee
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this angers me beyond reason

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gaystyleJoker [she/her]@hexbear.net
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b*rnie

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Bornie

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Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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TWO PLUS TWO IS FOUR

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chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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how I picture the tenant from hell

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]@hexbear.net
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You know what chumpfuckery and fuckcrustable means?

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Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Nobody does, they’re just trying to impress a girl.

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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They’re nonbinary, thank you very much!

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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I know chump and fuck and hell and damn and shit

All the good swears

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gaystyleJoker [she/her]@hexbear.net
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fuckcrustable is a portmanteau of the words fuck and uncrustable, chumpfuckery is a portmanteau of chump and dumbfuck turned into a verb

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goose [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I wish I could be as self-actualized as this tweet

I can’t put into words the quality that this tweet embodies, but whatever it is, it’s 100% fully the platonic ideal of that thing

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TheDoctor [they/them]@hexbear.net
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SNL fans

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