Oh god then who the hell am I?

Laika the dog?

Oh…oh no

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29 points

I have some bad news for you comrade… you’re not Laika

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TROTSKY?!?! GET THAT PICK AWAY FROM ME!

Honestly I’ll be happy as long as I’m not Gorbachev

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No that role is reserved for me. Unlimited liberalism on chapo dot chat!

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Laika the dog?

Are you Italian or something?

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If I’m the hexbear equivalent of Korolev, you definitely don’t want to be Laika lol. Maybe we’ll invent re entry vehicles before we launch the dog owl into space this time.

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10 points

No, Strelka.

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34 points

I’ll be Gorbachev. I’ll use the site funds to throw a pizza party and then bring in the lemmy.world mods to manage everything.

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29 points

You are laughing, Hexbear did a color revolution on itself for some reason and you are laughing

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23 points

Can I be the site’s Brezhnev? I wanna have sexy eyebrows and make out with Erich Honecker.

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18 points

Living the dream

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can i be posadas

the aliens will bring us transgender liberation

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Just imagine trans shark as a dolphin and it will all make sense.

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badposting

!badposting@hexbear.net

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who’s been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase “GOOD post” followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people’s bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you’re struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get better worse material bozo

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