if and when the inevitable “ToLd YoU sO” brigade happens over hair sniffer, i think i’m gonna pop a vein
Stop being so online to begin with. But try: “The next Trump will be even worse”.
Also it’s fun to get them all riled up and angry at you and then say “Guys I’m only 14 please stop you’re scaring me”. It really fucks with them.
“Congratulations the blue rapist won can we talk about Tara Reade yet?”
Noooooooo you have to be pragmatic!!! Of course it’s not realistic to move left yet! In fact, we have to move further right to ensure that the Honorable Conservatives of the glorious righteous Lincoln Project will vote for us in the next election!
who cares. with the current situation many people are voting Biden with a fucking gun to their heads, just like they did in 2016. not like this is some kind of victory in the marketplace of ideas.
fair point. but there are people who unironically like him and will say dumbass shit
there are people who unironically like Trump and will say dumbass shit if he wins too, personally both of their opinions are worth less than nothing to me
It only took a literal act of god, months of civil unrest, and hundreds of thousands of deaths, but we’ve finally found the formula for the perfect political opponent to put against Donald Trump.
“It only took two tries to find a moderate Democrat who could beat a racist senile rapist with the speech pattern of an eight-year-old, you must be feeling super vindicated.”
Alternatively, “Next time we need two elections and four years of fascism in order to keep a former reality TV show host away from the nukes, we’ll know to call on the centrists.”