Please don’t… unless😉

Lol seriously? Are you trying to brag about that? That will never be the same. Try all you want. Doll you partner up in a head to toe Zootopia Bunny fursuit. It’s still just your partner in a fursuit.

You can close your eyes and pretend it’s Lt. Judy Hopps whose fur you’re digging your nails into. But it’s not. It’s some stupid human in a costume. And no human will ever be able to scratch the itch you’re trying to reach.

You think you’re better than us virgins because you can ever so temporarily convince yourself you have access to a fantasy we both know you don’t? Pathetic.

You have a choice to make right now. Good or evil. Nirvāṇa or Saṃsāra. Either accept volcelibacy, and with it the truth that your fantasy of fucking like rabbits will never come to literal fruition, or go back to your lies and have fun falling asleep every night fighting tears as you catch a glimpse of your wife’s silhouette in bed and realize it will never sprout bunny ears.

Found this cursed post in the chapo archives, now you all get to see it

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That struggle session is archived? Oh lord.

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Some posted the “top” comments to r/copypasta so it’s still on reddit even

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Everybody freeze, the volcel police are on the scene! We’re shutting this pervert party down! Anybody caught trying to fuck the bunny cop will be sentenced to the horny re-education camps!

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Fapping to the bunny cop and writing “ACAB” on the wall with my essence

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7 points

Is this praxis

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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23 points

This is true, but only because she’s a cop and not because she’s a bunny

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to be faiiiiiiirrrrrrr, fucking an actual rabbit is bad and you should feel bad if you do.

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this view is only consistent if you also condemn eating rabbits

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wrong, it is possible to hold a moral position which condemns bestiality whilst also being ok with some if not all forms of using rabbits for dietary consumption. no, i will not explain. the vegan struggle session is tiresome af and i need at least another hour of drinking before work tomorrow.

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16 points

Is it time for our kink shaming struggle session already?

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