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Ok but for real have we considered adding porn to this platform yet? I can’t fully commit to the switch from reddit to here until I also have a place to discuss elder scrolls lore and then later whack it to the chick from Osmosis Jones fucking Reptar

Everybody freeze, the volcel police are on the scene! We’re shutting this pervert party down! Anybody caught trying to fuck the bunny cop will be sentenced to the horny re-education camps!

Lol seriously? Are you trying to brag about that? That will never be the same. Try all you want. Doll you partner up in a head to toe Zootopia Bunny fursuit. It’s still just your partner in a fursuit.

You can close your eyes and pretend it’s Lt. Judy Hopps whose fur you’re digging your nails into. But it’s not. It’s some stupid human in a costume. And no human will ever be able to scratch the itch you’re trying to reach.

You think you’re better than us virgins because you can ever so temporarily convince yourself you have access to a fantasy we both know you don’t? Pathetic.

You have a choice to make right now. Good or evil. Nirvāṇa or Saṃsāra. Either accept volcelibacy, and with it the truth that your fantasy of fucking like rabbits will never come to literal fruition, or go back to your lies and have fun falling asleep every night fighting tears as you catch a glimpse of your wife’s silhouette in bed and realize it will never sprout bunny ears.

Found this cursed post in the chapo archives, now you all get to see it