Facts:

  • He’s a sore loser
  • He has a VERY fragile ego
  • This is the first time in his life that something hasn’t gone his way
  • He spends too much time on Twitter

Like idk I think if the man sees enough memes about “wow if I was Donald Trump rn then I’d literally slit my wrists in a bathtub” then he might actually do it?

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You know how when someone kills themselves everyone else in their social circle is at vastly increased risk of suicide?

There’s strong evidence that this absolutely applies to parasocial relationships and well publicised suicides of public figures.

Given the state of the world right now I don’t want to think about what Trump’s suicide would trigger.

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Literally killing yourself and everyone around you

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Unironically at least 10 family members of mine might off themselves.

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My dad has made off comments about suicide for as long as I could process what he was saying. No joke I’d be fucking scared if it went down that way.

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Most of mine are uncles, cousins, and aunts who I straight up don’t really give a shit about. Sounds horrid but they all still back Rittenhouse and I genuinely believe they would gleefully shoot anyone they think is left.

My father in law is one that has the exact same feelings. He texted my pregnant wife, his daughter and called her a monster, and said she can go stand with the damned and let her adrenchrome be harvested by them when she said she didn’t vote for Trump.

I find it hard to have a lot of empathy left for him.

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Alright, hold on I got an idea

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We will see a litteral army of Trumpist suicide bombers. Imagine a suicide bombing where the final words by the terrorist are about Graydon Carter’s oscar-party.

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I think the psychic damage from Trump killing himself would be the closest we’ve seen to post-war germany.

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This post is why we eventually get the domain seized by the feds, isn’t it?

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AMAB tho

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If anybody asks to describe why Chapo got nuked by Reddit, I’m gonna show them this post. Also the answer is likely no, but you could theoretically give him a stroke by making him really mad. So give it a go and see what happens.

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Dude has like five blood vessels left in his brain that aren’t completely clogged in plaque doing all the heavy lifting, I can’t imagine it would be too difficult.

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We would honestly have an easier time goading him into posting hog

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Omg that’s way funnier

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And then he eventually kills himself out of shame

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I think he’s got a great shot at 2024 also. So there’s that

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Would he be allowed to? Like according to the US constitution. Was wondering that today.

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Yes, Grover Cleveland did it

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I believe so, also it has happened before. I believe it was Cleveland who had two non consecutive terms

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