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If any of you is trying to infiltrate an it*lian group but can't stand garlic, you could start by using garlic powder, which is very flavorful but totally mild.(hexbear.net)

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I love to use it in salads, no bad breath after eating it no matter how much.

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GhostOfChuck [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Meanwhile I just pile on diced garlic by the spoonful into pretty much everything I cook. I fucking love garlic. Garlic and onions are the base for everything delicious.

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Indeed.

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invalidusernamelol [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Olive oil, garlic, and assorted seasonings are the best pizza base

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opposide [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Italian “people” will detect you based on your non-garlic breath

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Yes, obviously, this is a start of the training

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CommCat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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you don’t like garlic? what the hell is wrong with you?

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Yes I do, it’s just an advice for the angl*s

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AllTheRightEngels [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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It*lians will ask you to eat a whole head of garlic, raw, before joining their group. It’s like when drug rings ask new members to do a line of coke to prove they’re not a cop

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Dude, 99% of cops do coke anyways. Just look at this

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AllTheRightEngels [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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I never said it was a good strategy, just that’s something people do as a test. Of course, much like with cops, you can eat garlic without being it*lian to get them to relax around you, that’s when you move in

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It-aliens ask you to do a line of garlic powder.

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