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comment under this if you hate Nate Silver, itll give me endorphins

Also school is literally just glorified daycare, they cant do it from home because the whole point is the state watches your kid while you go to work, and now the state will give up on that, preferring to simply put you in jail if they find out your kid skipped.

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Also the whole shoveling teachers into the furnace to keep the economy chugging along.

Because image what king of evil world it would be if a society could handle needing to allow parents to take care of their children during a pandemic.

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I got into a fight with my sister (a huge radlib) because I said “America loathes its children” and she was wildly offended on behalf of Hillary Clinton or some shit

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Ah yes, famous protector of children, Killary Clinton.

10/10 child slaves in Libya report supporting hers and Obamas actions in the country.

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comment under this if you hate Nate Silver

i hate nate silver

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thanks bud

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when a nation has a revolution nate silver is one of the kinds of liberals who leaves and then complains about it for the rest of his life in another country and people pay him to hear him complain about it and basically the people in the country he fled are glad to be rid of him

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Nate gets the wall, fuck that pice of shit.

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Nate? Not great

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Nate silver is extremely cringe

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My friend sent me this thing on twitter where a 2nd grader (or around there) correctly predicted the electoral map of this election. I’m wondering where that child’s multi-million dollar website platform is.

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:who-must-go:

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I hate Nate, and I’m no slouch at stats. Guy needs to be hit with the big book of experimental design until he learns how to pick sources and account for outside influences properly.

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Nate Copper can go get fucked

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Nate Pyrite :corona:

seriously, wtf is wrong with him? he’d be “furious”?

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The things that scare me about kids as a vector during this pandemic are people letting their guard down more with kids and kids having more points of contact during a day. I don’t get within 6 feet of anyone I can avoid. If I’m in public I only touch something if I think I’m buying it and take extra precautions with things like surfaces and hygiene. The elderly are still going to hug their grandkids when they watch them while their parents work. The parents are still going to sit in a car with recirculating air for hours every week with that kid and interact with them much more closely than I do practically anyone. When I worked emergency the #1 paediatric complaint we sent away was hand-foot-and-mouth disease because children are disgusting little monsters who love chewing on themselves and then touching things. At the grocery they’re still acting normally and normal for them is licking their fingers while touching everything they see. Half the parents don’t even mask them up- our minimum mandatory age is 10- and when they do the kids don’t wear it properly or make any attempt to socially distance.

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I have a 5 year old and an almost 3 year old and we make them both wear masks when we go anywhere and we get weird looks. Hardly anyone masks up their kids it’s insane

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In my suburb they’re feral. Even during the early days of the mandatory lockdown when we were trying to keep it limited to a handful of counties, they were all outside doing normal kid stuff with kids from all of the other houses in an area that connects populations between two states and multiple rural areas. It was when I stopped having any faith in there being a coherent response to this. In public I’ve seen parents wearing masks and gloves while their three mask-less kids jump on anything they see like plague fleas before running back to grab each other and their parents.

Epidemiology/virology have always been super interesting to me and so I watched all the pandemic films before this ever happened. Not one of those films portrayed it as so goddamn stupid that you have to be morally agnostic toward it to stay sane. I can focus on society collapsing because people are spitting into each others’ mouths because like 30% of them reject germ theory or I can focus on bad people catching it. There was never that film where the protagonist wants to scream at an old person for thinking basic hygiene is a Jewish conspiracy.

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My county already has multiple outbreaks at middle schools where the kids fill the hallways without masks and crowd together at recess. All the variations of their individual viruses, of their classroom’s virus ecosystem, of the building’s, and of every home/business they visit just mixing together. Maybe their parents work at the nearby meatpacking plant that had a major outbreak they covered up. They could of course be nurses, one of those middle class professions that still allows home ownership in that area. Maybe they’re just renting because their parents are essential workers in any number of fields with close contact being impossible or culturally discouraged.

On the other hand, if we all stayed home for a whole month then I couldn’t go to Applebees and make a poor person risk dying to serve me bad food. Gotta break a million eggs or more to make an omelette.

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you’ll never be a parent Nate, don’t worry

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