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using a time machine to get advice from Thomas Jefferson is possibly the dumbest choice I’ve ever seen

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“Mr. Jefferson, pls help”

“What the fuck is a twitter”

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I like to imagine this but with Franklin instead

“Mr. Franklin pls help”

“What the fuck is this swarthy swede doing here? Only Anglo-Saxons are True Whites™. Get the fuck away from me.”

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“Mr. Jefferson pls help”

“you’re not an agrarian republic of small producers, fuck off and start over”

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Oh God I just imagined one of these mealworms going back and trying to get a backpat from a confederate general for defending their statue on Twitter.

Like holy shit they really would be there whinging to some slave owner about shadow banning.

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“They did? That’s too bad. At least women still can’t vote… WHAT!? Next thing you’ll tell me people without property can vote too.”

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“I’m sorry Sir, but if makes it any better you can still convict blacks and enslave them behind bars.”

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“That just sounds like slavery with extra steps!” but indignant for the opposite reasons

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They aren’t going to do fucking shit other than lone wolf adventurism bullshit. No one is dying en masse for Donald fucking Trump. It’s a fucking cosplay larp. Reminds me of a documentary I watched on the Malheur Rebellion. This local news reporter was like “All of these guys show up in $30,000 dollar trucks carrying 3 or 4 grand worth of military hardware. Who exactly is oppressing them?”

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Let’s see them do something larger than an incel mall shooting or it’s all just being mad at the internet. Showing up at a place with your rifle, where you know for a fact nothing is going to happen doesn’t count as anything.

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Also Brian Clyde was a thing. They can try to actually pull some whacky attack against some government office and just end up dead with shit in their pants for it.

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I say Reginald, I do believe they felt the intensity of that heat-related injury all the way back in ye olde worlde!

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That’s lame, I would give everyone vaccines and assault rifles except for imperialists

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Have you considered that I am in fact shitposting and I don’t actually have a thought out plan for traveling back in time

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Wouldn’t they spread diseases like the Europeans did though?

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Didn’t it end up killing like 90% of the population though? If I had a time machine I would instead try to vaccinate all of them against the disease. Much harder to colonise the Americas if there are already large amounts of people living there.

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There’s some evidence that happened, but I belive it’s pretty loose at this point.

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